Auntie Em gets crafty...

My mother gave me her third-best sewing machine this Christmas (no really - my mother also has a Pfaff (a classic) and a heavy duty industrial leather sewing machine (a bizarre impulse purchase that even she can't explain!))

I'm slowly graduating from cushions and curtains (right angles are hard)  onto more exciting projects. Tonight I will be debuting this little number over dinner:

I look shocked - probably at the state of the bathroom mirror!

Made to this pattern:

Made from this lovely £5/m brocade that I bought when we went to Shrewsbury for Dan and Sarah's wedding. 

The pattern was surprisingly easy to make up, and the muslin prototype I made up was done in about an hour, The real dress took much longer, mainly because the brocade does tend to fray. My kingdom for an over-locker!

I thought the sun ray pleats and the stand up collar would fox me but they were very straightforward. It feels wonderful on - the ease given in the pattern isn't too generous so I don't feel swamped as I sometimes do with New Look patterns. All in all I rate this pattern very highly, even for a near novice. I'll be making it again soon - maybe in a wool crepe for winter.

(And for those of you who are more interested in the alcohol - the port is now at 7% PA which I reckon is 9% ABV. It's still bubbling away.)

Any Port in a Storm, Part 2

I've picked the last of the plums from the garden and I think I'll have enough to make a second batch of port (if Dr D doesn't snaffle them all for jam first. Not that I'd complain...)

The first batch is looking fantastic.

Mmmm yeah - show me your potential!

This is the must pre pitching the yeast: 13% potential alcohol by volume, given the sugar content.  Given that this is a port it will end up stronger as I pitch some brandy in to end the fermentation. 

I pitched the yeast and left the must with the lid on loosely for 24 hours, stirring the the plum mash every couple of hours or so. There was mighty fizz overnight!

I strained and siphoned into a 5l demijohn the next day. (Siphons! Yay!) There are some small flecks of fruit solids but nothing larger than a breadcrumb. I brought the SG up again: my hydrometer said the potential alcohol was 10.5% (w00t! 2.5% alcohol already! That's right, yeah? Experienced homebrewers, to my aid, please!) so I brought it back up to 13% with a strong sugar syrup. 

Gloop

Fizz

It's bubbling away very happily to itself. I measured the potential alcohol again - 10.5. That's another 2.5% alcohol I reckon...  This is all very approximate you understand :) 

So 5l of liquid at 5% by volume is 250ml.

With this yeast I should be able to get to 14% ABV easily (700ml). Add a litre of 36% abv brandy and I have 6l of 18% port... in theory... If I have the maths right...

I may have to sweeten again after that but I'm assured that that is a legitimate approach. If someone could clue me in as to whether I should do that or whether I should add more sugar before fermentation stops that'd be great!

Watch this space!

Any Port in a Storm (part 1)

We moved into our current home just under a year ago, completely missing last summer, so we didn't realise that the giant overhanging tree from our neighbours was actually a plum. Despite the soggy weather (and the resulting brown rot taking about a third of the crop) we've had a glut of plums on our side of the fence.

Dr David has been making plum jam and, not to be outdone, I decided that I'd make alcohol! So here are my preparations for plum port:

I poured boiling water over some freshly picked fruit to kill some of the existing microflora. I then stoned and froze them 1l bags. 

1l of stoned, frozen fruit

I'm justifying the fact the approximate measurement of the plums with the fact that the plums themselves are so variable. What I'm going to control for later are liquid volume and specific gravity.

Defrosting and mashing

I defrosted the plums in a 5l bucket (from a homebrew shop on Amazon) standing the whole thing in a bain marie (the washing up bowl, full of warm water).  Not as fun as doing it the Lucille Ball way - but my bucket is too small for my feet!

I brought the volume up to 4l with boiling water.

Foamy!

I squeezed the fruit between my fingers as soon as the must was cool enough to immerse my hands in. The must is pretty foamy but it didn't smell like fermentation and the foam appeared pretty much instantly, so my guess is that this is not the natural yeasts on the plums reacting with the sugars in the fruit - I think what we have here is a pectin foam...

Things I don't want - pectin, yeast or bacteria

Pectin makes jam all jammy but is no friend of wine so I had also ordered myself some pectolsae (an enzyme that breaks down pectin). Otherwise we'd be looking at a very cloudy batch of port. I also used campden tablets (sodium metabisulfate)  for two reasons - 1) to get rid of the residual chlorine in the good old London Tap I was using and 2) to kill off any remaining fungal spores or bacteria in the must.

Pitching the pectolase - foam disappears instantly!

As soon as I added the pectolase (made up in some warm water as per the instruction) the foam dissipated. More evidence in favour of the pectin foam hypothesis...

A slug of lemon juice - cargo cult...

I added a slug of lemon juice because several of the recipes I've read called for varying amounts. Some claimed the acidity is necessary (I'm not measuring acidity so I'm playing with a loose variable here!), others claimed that the ascorbic acid helps prevent oxidation. I must admit I have no idea why I am adding this. Any help?

The good chemists of Chipping Campden - I thank you

And so to add the crushed campden tablet as per the instructions. I'm covering with a clean tea towel so that the gasses released when the sulphur dioxide reacts with the chlorine can vent.


24 hours later...

The must looks ok - no nasty films, foams or colonies have formed overnight. Time to pitch the yeast. I've added some sugar and measured my SG at about 1.09 , but I will be adjusting it again before I decant into my secondary fermentation vessel (a 5l plastic jug!)

I want to give my yeast the best start in life. When I worked on the Robot Scientist we used to feed our yeast on Marmite (cannibals!) I've given mine a tablespoon and a half of sugar in half a pint of blood hot water.

Hello s.cerevisiae, my old friend

Happy happy colony...

An hour later and it's time to pitch the yeast into my must (at 1.09 sg)

Hopefully, over the next four days or so, my yeast will piss alcohol and crap CO₂ until it's time to strain and put it in the demijohn! In the meantime, it's back on with the cloth - and hope!